What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?