Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a sad latte?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!