When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's the difference between soccer and football?