What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the frog starve?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Which plant has the best roar?

How is cat food sold?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?