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Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?