Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What might you call waking up in the morning?