What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?