Why can you never find the number nine?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Which relative loves rice?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?