Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why do math teachers love March?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What is the color of the wind?