Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do actors go to pray?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
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