Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a tired tree?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What nationality are most fish?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
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