Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
It's Crowded!
What birds make average students?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do animals blend into the desert?
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