What's the friendliest national park?

How do hurricanes see?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a small mom?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?