Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you find at the end of everything?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why is spring the oddest season?