What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Go deep see fishing.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
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