Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?