How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?