What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call a peanut in space?