What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?