Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Which animal loves to have a good time?