Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

How does a barber get to work?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?