What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a horse's favorite car?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What fish sings the best?