Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Why is the beach so confident?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
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