What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

How do hurricanes see?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a dog in space?