What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why do cats give such great massages?