What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What farm animal is best at karate?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?