What's the saddest part of the week?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?