When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's the friendliest pen?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What siblings are always sad?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?