What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What animal has the most fun?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What birds always travel in twos?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How do you organize a space party?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?