Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What snacks always have the best tan?