Why are cause and effect so close?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Which insect makes the best father?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What country has the most fish?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What words make the best athletes?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?