Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?