What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why was the mime upset?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?