Do dads always snore?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?