My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why is money so stubborn?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why do cats love to work?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?