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What is the strongest animal?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?