What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do fish use for glasses?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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