What kind of bee do teachers love?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?