Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the richest basketball team?

What game do cows play at parties?

How do you make antifreeze?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?