What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Which animal is the most religious?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How are mountains able to see?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?