Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call an exploding monkey?