Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call an insincere horse?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?