What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do trees try new things so often?