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When should you start writing a book?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

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What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How much does freedom weigh?

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