How are mountains able to see?

A book just fell on my head.

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?