What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do naked fish play with?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?