What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?