If you need help building an ark..

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How does a barber get to work?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call stolen cheese?