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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?