What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What bird helps you stay dry?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do cats wear to work?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?