Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What animals make the best students?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
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