Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which subject has two parts?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do vampires keep their money?
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