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Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?