Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?