Why do baseball players love bowling?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What does an evil hen lay?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the confused bee say?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?