What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
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