What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

How do billboards talk?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a father's favorite flower?