Do you have the best ceiling?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What fish only swims at night?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

My brother is my partner in crime.