What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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