Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call the king of vegetables?