What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?