What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?