Which dance will a chicken not do?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?