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What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

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Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do goats and moms have in common?

How do fleas travel?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?