Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"