What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?