What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?