Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why was the picture sent to jail?