Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a tired tree?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What type of car do planets buy?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?