Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
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