What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

How do scientists grow fruit?