How are teens like cats?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Families are like fudge.

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?