What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do elves learn in school?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?