Why are books always so angry?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What kind of bird can write?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What sports are both plant-based?