What do you call siblings who love math?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?