What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What words make the best athletes?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
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