What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
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