What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
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