Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.