What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do math teachers eat?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
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