Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

It's allergy season again?

What is the most adorable season?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why do some people love eating snails?