Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What animals make the best students?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?