What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's a cat's favorite song?

How long will dinner be?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What's the laziest vegetable?