Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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