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Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

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What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?