What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why was the math book sad?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?