What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What game do mice love to play?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?