What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why was the cat so small?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do rodents make the best runners?