What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How do bees get to school?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What day is your mom always right?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?