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What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How do you massage a chicken wing?