Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?