What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?