What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?