Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which plant has the best roar?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?