There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do cows say when you milk them?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?