What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
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