What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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