What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What fish only swims at night?
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