Why do rhinos charge?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do fish do at parades?