How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

When do astronauts eat?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?