What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
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