What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?