Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How does a taco bless the table?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does a female lion call her mate?
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