Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
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