What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why was the dairy grumpy?