How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
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