How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the holiest insect?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
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