What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?