My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why are skeletons so calm?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which family member is always relieved?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What's the politest month?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?