How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
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What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How do you grill cheese?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What makes music in your hair?
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