How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
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