Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
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