What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?