Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Where do stars go to college?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?