Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Where does a scientist wizard work?