Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
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