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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?