Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why do rhinos charge?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?