What do you call a short cow?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why was the bunny upset?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?