Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why was the broom late for school?