Why does a duck have tail feathers?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?