What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did the cloud date the fog?