What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why are goats so funny?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
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