What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
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