What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is the color of the wind?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
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