What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
The museum curator needed a break.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How does a witch play loud music?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
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