What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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