What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
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