What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?