How much does freedom weigh?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why do cows wear bells?