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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How did groundhogs get their name?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a greedy elf?