What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?