What season begins with a thud?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What animal floats best?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?