Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?