Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?