Why did the barber win the race?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why is a computer so smart?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?