What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Where does laundry go to college?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What type of bat doesn't fly?