What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do two skunks argue?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?