What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call an angry monkey?