What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?