What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
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What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Bears love exotic cars.
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