What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do hogs play so much football?
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