What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which family member has tusks?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do frogs get to work?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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