What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the echo get detention?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
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