What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What kind of books do boats write?