What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What sport do horses love to play?
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