What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What style of music weighs the most?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?