What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the turtle cross the road?