Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?