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What do you call a dog in space?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?