Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why is a computer so smart?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?