Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?