What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What color are all the books in the library?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
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