What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
How do amoebas make calls?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's E.T. short for?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
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