What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?