What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What does a panda ghost say?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?