What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do you organize a space party?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What sport are eggs the best at?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
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