How do scientists grow fruit?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call an insincere horse?