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How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?