How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
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