How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which relative loves rice?
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