How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
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How do scientists freshen their breath?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why was the bunny upset?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do cows wear bells?
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