How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
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What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What are you studying in math?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
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