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Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why are winter days great?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do jokesters study in college?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?