What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Who is friends with everyone at school?